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Pete: "Promised Land? Never heard of it."
Beaver: "Meg Ryan and uh what's his name? Reefer Sutherland..."
The Guys: "Keefer!"
Beaver: "...from I don't know 1988 or something. So, Meg Ryan wakes up in the morning and says "Where's the cat?" and he says "What cat?" and she says "The cat that shit in my mouth."."
Beaver: "This is our twentieth year coming out here to Hole in the Wall, and fuck me Freddy, here's to twenty more."
jcbananas.wav //
jcbananas.mp3
Young Beaver (Reese Thomson): "Jesus Christ bananas!"
jcbananas.wav //
jcbananas.mp3
Beaver: "Jesus Christ Bananas, Some fuckarow this is turning into."
McCarthy: "(Burps)"
Beaver: "Bitch in a buzzsaw, I've heard some mighty burps in my time but, that's the blue ribbon baby."
woodchuck.wav //
woodchuck.mp3
Beaver: "What have you been eating, woodchuck turds?"
Beaver: "Fuck me Freddy, gimmie some air!"
Jonesy: "We got any gas mosks handy? We need a biohazard team in here."
radiation.wav // radiation.mp3
Beaver: "You don't suppose he got exposed to radiation do you? I saw that once in a movie; The guy endend up bald as Telly What's His Fuck."
criminettlies.wav //
criminettlies.mp3
Beaver: "Criminettlies!"
Beaver: "Fuck me Freddy."
Beaver: "Man, where are they all going?"
Jonsey: "It's not where there going that worries me, it's what there running away from."
jobba-nobba.wav // jobba-nobba.mp3
Beaver: "I'm telling you Jonesy, I don't like this."
Jonsey: "Me neither."
Beaver: "I don't like this at all. This is turning into a double fuckarow. A real jobba-nobba."
Beaver: "Earth to Jonsey, come in Jonsey."
Beaver: "Got blown last night."
Pete: "First time? Good for you."
Beaver: "Bite my bag."
Pete: "Bingo. Did you say bingo, like the game in church basements?"
Beaver: "Well there's trim there."
Pete: "Oh, Beaver. And I thought my deal was pathetic."
Jonesy: ""
Beaver: ""
Jonesy: ""
Beaver: ""
Beaver: "What's it called when you got a constant woody and it won't go down?"
Henry: "You mean priapism? "
Beaver: "See, I'm practically priasmic."
Henry: "Priapismic."
Pete: ""
Beaver: ""
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Beaver: "Let's kick their asses!"
bluebayou.wav // bluebayou.mp3
Beaver: "I feel so bad I've got a worried mind; feel so
lonesome all the time, since I left my baby behind on Blue Bayou"
Henry: "I
never knew Beav could sing."
Beaver: "I...saving nickels,
saving dimes"
Pete: "Beaver. That's beautiful."
Beaver: "I
mean it! Not one word."
Duddits: "Eaver"
Jonesy:
"You've got a fan."
dickweeds.wav // dickweeds.mp3
Beaver: "C'mon you dickweeds!"
Richie: "You
wanna fight us?"
Beaver: "Yes. Yes!"
linencloset.wav // linencloset.mp3
Beaver: "Alright now, this is in case you have to...you know,
urk...if you can't make it to the bathroom. Whuch, by the way is the third door
to your left. If you go to the first then you'll be taking a shit in the linen
closet."
medschool.wav // medschool.mp3
Beaver: "I wish Henry was here."
Jonesy: "He's a shrink not an internist."
Beaver: "He went to med school. Did you?"
Jonesy: "I thought about it."
neverhang.wav // neverhang.mp3
Beaver: "If I do...and you tell anybody...I'll never hang with
you guys again."
peanutbutter.wav // peanutbutter.mp3
Jonesy: "What are you doing?"
Beaver: "What? Peanut butter calms me down."
Jonesy: "Somebody else might wanna use that jar."
Beaver: "I'll leave some."
Beaver: ""
Richie: "Eat it. Eat it and you can go."
Beaver: "Hey,
you guys! Quit it! Just fucking quit it!"
Jonesy: "I belong to Douglas Cavell. If the boy I belong to is
lost, please bring him to 19 Maple Lane, Derry, Maine. Thanks"
Beaver:
"It must belong to one of those kids from the retard academy. You think?"
Beaver: "Fuck me, Freddy...it's some kid's shirt."
Pete: "So?"
Beaver: "It's new."
Beaver: "This could be perfect...then we can get stinky to a hospital.
Hey! You guys! We Need some help, got a sick guy inside!"
Pilot: "This area is under temporary quarrantine...you must stay where you are."
Beaver: "What do you mean quarrantine...we've got a sick guy down here!"
Jonesy: "We need your help here!"
Beaver: "Real sick guy here!"
Jonesy: "Glad you're okay. This situation will be resolved within 24-48 hours."
Beaver: "Kiss my bender!"
Beaver: ""
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